It’s that time of year when the temptation to buy the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best is the reason why you always feel obligated to check the sales. And if you know a great deal on the best of the best of the best, you can’t pass up the opportunity to go shopping.
And so here we are, in the year of the temptations. We’ve seen the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best being sold out, and now we’re seeing the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best being up for grabs on some pretty good, pretty cool bargains. These are the temptations glassware.
These temptations are available in a variety of colors, shapes, and styles. Weve got the ones that look like they were designed by a child and the ones that look like they were designed by an adult with a lot of very specific design requirements. The ones that look like they were designed by a child need to be filled with sugar. The ones that look like they were designed by an adult need to be filled with vanilla.
If you have a hard time believing that this is possible, it might be because we say a lot of things that sound like we’re joking around and then when we do something that isn’t quite as funny we’re a little more serious. For instance, we say we want to offer glassware that is “chic” and “modern,” and we think we’ve come up with a way for us to do that.
The problem is that when we say things like these we usually mean them to be sarcastic. We say we want “temptations glassware” because we’re trying to be funny and we think its hilarious that we are trying to sell our own taste. Its also funny because we don’t actually mean to be serious.
I had assumed we were being serious when we said we wanted temptations glassware as we often say things like this and I had been very confused about what a joke really meant, but now I understand that its just a joke. It is the same way that we often say we are going to get the best deal on a car by saying that we want the lowest price.
There’s a lot to be said for the fact that we have to try to be funny, but in the case of temptations, we’re not being serious. We are, however, stating our opinion that if we want bargains on a certain product or service, then we’re going to have to pretend to be really interested. Because if we didn’t, then we’d just sell the things we actually want.
We are not saying we want to pretend we want anything or that we are interested in the product, we are just saying that this is the way we would like it to be. In other words, we are going to play a game of “temptations.
Our game of temptations is a “strictly for entertainment purposes only.” You may not be able to play the game at all if you are really serious about buying a certain product or service, but if you see two people playing, and one plays the game, but the other is just pretending to be interested, then we think that you should know that you are being played.